she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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