Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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