Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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