He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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