I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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