Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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