And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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