Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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