quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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