something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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