Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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