OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she woke up with a sticky ear
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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