that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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