is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
whose parrot is this?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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