Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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