Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there's paper in my vomit.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
