normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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