she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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