No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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