This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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