did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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