i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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