great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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