we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
