There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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