Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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