hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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