I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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