So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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