Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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