that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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