WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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