I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
