This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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