I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I still have a little drunk in my system
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize