is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I currently don't understand fingers.
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