quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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