it wasn't lemon gatorade
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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