guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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