Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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