Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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