if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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