All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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