he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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