What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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