The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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