Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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