So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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