Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
