she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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