And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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