i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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