why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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