Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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