I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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