I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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