East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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