that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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