He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
