Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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