Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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